Tuesday, January 24, 2012

President Obama I'm trying to understand why you like the payroll tax cut.
Is it because the Social Security deficiency is a myth?
Do you love the payroll tax cut because sometimes you have to half-kill something
in order to save it? (Like chemotherapy)
Do you love the payroll tax cut because you enjoy knowing folks can eat out once a week
thanks to you?
Do you love the payroll tax cut because you didn't really know those guys were talking about FICA deductions and now you can't admit your mistake?
Do you love the payroll tax cut because you believe in the Mesoamerican Long Count calendar? If so, is 12/21/2012 the beginning of a positive transformation or doomsday for our society?